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AHAHA. okok, random funny chemistry jokes:D

1) All electrons were in a party. Protons attacked them. A hero saves them. Electrons asked, “Who are you?”.

Hero said, “BOND, COVALENT BOND”.

2) So a neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a drink.

To which the bartender replied, “for you, no charge!"

3) Hydrogen and Oxygen are sitting in a bar. Gold walks in and Oxygen says: AU! get out of here!

4) A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.

The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously, he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".

5) Q: What's the most important thing to learn in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon.

6) Two atoms were walking down the road, when another atom collided with the first.

"I've just lost an electron!" the first atom cried.
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah... I'm positive!"

7) What do you get when you cross a barium atom with 2 sodium atoms?
- A BaNaNa!

8) Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic stuff.

9) If H20 is water what is H204?
Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . . (what is H2O for?)

10) C-u later copper!

11) If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate!

12) Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

13) Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater

AHAHAHAHA. so funny:D


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